What about the baby killing men? Are they cool?
It sort of takes the sting out of the threat when I find the subject of the threat to be laughably unlikely anyway.
Threatening me with sending my soul to hell is like threatening me that an djinn will steal my XboX: I don’t believe in djinn, and I don’t own an XboX, so it’s a moot point anyway.
I’m a solid 7, pretty happy
Man Jesus must have the thinnest skin of tall time if he literally condemns people to eternal damnation for mocking him even once
Mock me once? Eternal damnation. Look up your astrology forecast for fun? Also eternal damnation. Watch the football instead of go to church on Sunday? Believe it or not, eternal damnation.
I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, 'cause sinners are much more fun.
It’s nice to make the list.
It’s an honor just to be nominated.
Pretty rookie list tbh, doesn’t even include people with long hair, chiropractors or unemployed.
Took me a hot minute to realize that sports nuts is not a kind of food, they aren’t sending snacks to hell.
What does it mean? Someone who’s really into sports??
Yes
„Uhh. I think I have a bingo folks!“
„This is not how bingo works Meave…“
„BINGO!“
„Ugh“ -.-
What did roasted peanuts ever do?
I love how 3 of these are just women
Rebellious, baby killing, lewd men go to heaven.
Is Hell a club? What’s the cover fee? Sounds fucking awesome.
This is progressive for not adding Muslims. At least they can get to Heaven.
5 out of 11. Is that enough for a bingo?
Fuck yeah sign me up
