• Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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      hits rock bottom 🪨📉😭
      *adds geologist to resume 🧑‍🔬🔬🪨😁

      *Has meltdown 😡🤯💥
      Adds nuclear physicist to resume ⚛️🧑‍🔬🏭😎

      • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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        Your resume really stood out to us but we’ve heard some disturbing allegations of misconduct regarding your treatment of rocks we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.

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          we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.

          *Adds landlord to resume 🏘️📈👑😁

  • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Invents a psychological theory to cover for own incestual fantasies, dabbles in psychiatry to normalize drug habits.

    Adds Freud to resume

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    Has existential crisis Adds philosopher to resume

    Binges new rabbit hole every night Adds polymath to resume

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    Tbf, I’m fairly convinced some of us do this. JK, don’t crucify me.