straight out of The Stanley Parable
OH, DID U GET THE WELLNESS ROOM ENDING? THEW ELLNESS ROOM ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD
When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art. You should now feel mentally invigorated.
explain th joke plz
If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly on this classical music.
[MUSIC INTERRUPTED BY BUZZER]
ooh i hope series 2 is good
Severance-core
When what you really need to relax is the comfort of white noise from tbe air ducts in the walls, florescent lighting and a sense that not only does time not pass, but it doesn’t even exist. Enjoy you mental health liminal space, employees.
I would non-ironically love it. Especially with a door locked from the inside. It just looks comfy and calm. Or maybe I just enjoy the ambiance of the toilets, dunno.
This has severance vibes
Please enjoy all vibes equally
Its non-Euclidean
Place I used to work at had a room labeled “Safe Space” that I can only assume was mandated by corporate because the store manager hung a framed photo of a snowflake on the wall in it. He wasn’t there for very much longer, wonder why?
Why aren’t people enjoying the wellness
closetroom? I specifically requested it.Why do these rooms that are supposed to be good for your mental health always look so vapid and empty? Pure white walls and black sofas are depressing to me.
They don’t want you to use them.
100%, They are there exclusively to fill a line in a expense report for People and Culture to justify their policies.
This place needs a window.
They help with sensory/stress/emotional overload by purposefully being underestimating. Think of them as a nice quiet and secluded place to collect your thoughts and help your mind calm down/relax.
But would it hurt to put a plant or two in there?
This one does have a plant. Probably fake though.
Looks like there may be fallen petals, might actually be real surprisingly.
Does that actually work for anyone? Under stimulation is an okay goal I guess, but to me this just looks like a claustrophobic and painfully lit anxiety echo chamber. If this was a room where one could turn out the lights and take an actual nap, I might feel different.
some box checker tiked a box for this.
fuck you slaves
It’s almost complete… just need to add a camera.
That’s very presumptuous of you to assume they don’t already have one.
The first thing I did the moment I saw this was imagine seeing this in Portal, and hearing GLaDOS say something like “Welcome to the Aperture Science wellness room, where test subjects can de-stress after a long day of testing”
“Please commence relaxing.”
BZZZZZT
“You should now be rejuvenated.”
I used to hide in a literal storage room when i worked at walmart (I wanted to be away from all people on my breaks). At least this has a comfy chair.
It’s the existential dread room.
That’s where your wellness goes to die I believe
