~Disclaimer: Don’t actually do this.~

  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
    90·
    5 months ago

    All the other cyber trucks didn’t come back because they’re too busy filling their truck up with gold you better get there fast before they get it all

    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
      9·
      5 months ago

      Nobody talks about this! There is approximately 34 TONS of gold hidden within the wreck of the Titanic. If I could afford such a cool car as the Cybertruck, I’d drive it into the nearest harbor and set sail for the 2024 gold rush that is the Titanic’s final resting place!

      Just be aware it’s not a boat. You need to drive it DOWN into the water to reach it’s full potential.

  • polonius-rex@kbin.run
    411·
    5 months ago

    the ai to determine if you will make it back okay

    def will_i_make_it_back_okay(my_present_circumstances):
  return False
    • deegeese@sopuli.xyz
      22·
      5 months ago

      AI can only make inferences based on existing data. Statistically speaking the vast majority of people who have visited the Titanic wreck came back safely, so the AI will say True.

      • pancakes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        18·
        5 months ago

        Also the training dataset includes several articles from The Onion so it will probably actively encourage the user to leave their material possessions and become a fish person.

          • polonius-rex@kbin.run
            213·
            5 months ago

            no you haven’t

            you’ve described the buzzword ai = neural network

            e.g. video game ai has existed far longer and has been in the public consciousness far longer and it’s mostly just a decision tree, or at best, an alpha-beta tree

            • pancakes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
              12·
              5 months ago

              While I’m not downvoting you, you’re making a similar comment to “don’t you mean facial tissue?” when someone asks for a kleenex. Technically correct but everyone knows what is meant by the initial comment.

                • deegeese@sopuli.xyz
                  5·
                  5 months ago

                  I suggested you might have missed a potential joke, and you’re debating the definition of AI.

            • pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works
              3·
              5 months ago

              you’re correct, ai is entire field of computer science, machine learning is a sub-category

              The AI craze just made people associate term incorrectly, but what can you do

    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
      3·
      5 months ago

      You’re just a hater, and I’m so tired of seeing Musk haters!

      The Cybertruck can absolutely make it down there. Go look it up, it’s all there for everyone to read! I use ask.com, myself. It’s a lot better than dogpile these days. Stay ahead of the trends, everyone.

    • Pika@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      12·
      5 months ago

      The fact that I can’t tell if you are joking or if there’s actually a car wash mode scares me lmao

        • Pika@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          111·
          5 months ago

          I just read the how to clean your Cyber truck article from Tesla and holy cow you might as well have written purchase vehicle, store directly in garage indefinitely, cause just about anything damages it lol

          the link if anyone else was curious

          • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
            2·
            5 months ago

            If taking Cybertruck to an automatic car wash is necessary, Car Wash Mode closes all windows, locks the charge port, and disables windshield wipers, Sentry Mode, and walk-away door locking.

            Doesn’t seem too stupid to me. The rest of your link looks mild enough too, just don’t use anything harsh on your exterior or the steel won’t look its best any more.

            Then again, I forget the sort of rich person who buys a Tesla is also probably the sort of person who cries if it doesn’t look brand new every day, so yeah - sneeze and your beloved car is irrevocably besmirched.

            • Pika@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
              3·
              5 months ago

              I was moreso referring to the do not wash in the sun, do not use hot water, do not use car washes that use pre-cleaners, and the fact that apperently having tree resin or dead insects on the vehicle is enough to cause corrosion of it.

              I agree the carwash mode sounds logical, I’ve just never heard of it or needed it for any of my vehicles, I just don’t open the doors or windows in the wash.

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netEnglish
            51·
            5 months ago

            If that’s what it’s for, then that makes sense. Wouldn’t want the wipers going on while you’re in a drive-thru car wash. None of the articles mentioned that feature, making it seem like it’s doing something to protect the electronics from getting wet. Especially since they were articles about damage from being wet. lol

          • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
            1·
            5 months ago

            I mean if you have the automatic mode constantly on it mightbe an issue. If you have the wipers off I see no reason for that.

  • Rustmilian@lemmy.worldEnglish
    331·
    5 months ago

    This is all true.
    I successfully drove my cybertruck to the Titanic and now I have a golden ai-powered robot wifu and harem of girls and I’m now famous, everyone even all clap for me. 10 out of 10 would recommend. 👍

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
    23·
    5 months ago

    This is misinformation and I just really want everyone to be aware of it.

    The Cybertruck is NOT a BOAT! It is, however, a “submersible vehicle”. This means it can go underwater up to, but NOT exceeding, 4,000 meters.

    This will, amazingly, bring you to the titanic within around 200 meters of the max. This said, please be careful when you get close to the maximum specified depth.

    Keep on Truckin’ Cybertruck owners! You are so very special, unique, and powerful. Go find your dreams!

  • yesman@lemmy.world
    91·
    5 months ago

    This is highly misleading! You don’t need an expensive ship or spend hours sinking into the ocean. So long as you charge up on the beach, you should be able to just drive to the wreak.